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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

(via earthdad)

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

(Source: grovyle, via earthdad)

fiztheancient:

help

(via gnarly)

paintdeath:

full time hoe online….very shy hoe irl

(via crunchier)

oomshi:

me on the outside:  :)

me on the inside:  >:)

(via happiest)

(Source: baesill, via fuckmestupid)

dangerouspoetry:

this video should come with instructions

(Source: buttsext, via earthdad)

spaghetticunt:

sign me right the fuck up

(Source: billyrayofficial, via fight-0ff-yourdem0ns)

chickiefingie:

hey mom can you help me roll this blunt

(via texasassy)

texasassy:

by cute do you mean you wanna frick frack or do you mean I look 12

(via fuckmestupid)

refreshes:

refreshes:

every time someone asks me what they should watch on netflix i always say Tarzan 2 and they always get upset with me??? Tarzan 2 was a great movie

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I DONT UNDERSTAND!?!?!?!?????

(via joshpeck)

(Source: oddjordann, via shouldnt)

wurnbo:

what do u mean we’re not friends, we follow each other

(via legalmexican)